A Note from the Dog

Dear Neighbors...

My mom and Dad said that I had to write a note apologizing for what I've done. But you see, I really think that what I've done is a good thing. They say that I'm a bad boy because I ate your Christmas present (about 2 lbs of fudge). But I think that I actually saved you 5,000 calories.

Merry Christmas!
Fennigan